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The Beach Pirates
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To be listed on the Beach Pirates page, email me!
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Are you a Beach Pirate? Does your life revolve around drinking, the beach, going out, music, beer again...?
Are you one of the many who can't name 5 former presidents, but can name 5 members of the Simpsons?
When you think of the good ol' days, do you think about the awesome '80s Miller Lite commercials, & not life?
When you hear about President Bush, you wind up thinking about Busch beer & get thirsty?
When your girlfriend asks you to grab her heiney, & you wind up going to get a Heineken from the fridge instead?
If you answered YES to any of the above, sounds like you are a Beach Pirate!
Come celebrate, & join the Beach Pirates! Your bio will be listed below, so the world will know what kind of person you are!
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Name
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Andy K
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Residence
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Baltimore, MD
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D.O.B.
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04-18-77
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Fav Beer(s)
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Yuengling, Corona, Killian's, Miller Lite
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Fav non-beer drinks
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Smirnoff Triple Black, Long Island Iced Tea, Dr. Pepper
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Hobbies
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sports-football (beach-style), coaching soccer and baseball, playing and relaxing w/ my wife and 4 kids
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Fav Movies
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The Godfather, The Empire Strikes Back, Rebel Without a Cause, The Last Samurai, Ray, Braveheart, most of the 007 flicks, Office Space
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Fav TV
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The Apprentice, Las Vegas, The Simpsons, Family Guy
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Fav band(s)
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Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, CCR, Sinatra, Elvis Presley
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Like the beach? Fav beach?
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Waiting till retirement...I'll never come back!
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Why are you a Beach Pirate?
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I love Hawaiian pizza, I love Hawaiian drinks, I loved "Blue Hawaii"...wait...I think I've found my retirement home...
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Photos
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Name
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Michelle Parker
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Residence
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Houston, TX
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D.O.B.
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03-25-65
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Fav Beer(s)
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Corona, Fosters, Jack Daniels (They don't make it anymore.)
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Fav non-beer drinks
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Bottled water, Coke w/ Lime, Dr. Pepper, Gatorade
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Hobbies
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Music, Computer, t.v., animals
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Fav Movies
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Wizard Of Oz, The Last Boy Scout, Fight Club, When Harry Met Sally
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Fav TV
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Lost, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, CSI, CSI: Miami, South Park
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Fav band(s)
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Sammy Hagar, Kenny Chesney, Metallica, I could go on...but I won't!
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Like the beach? Fav beach?
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LOVE the beach! Fav beach? Any beach that has white sand with nice water! Not like Galveston, TX!!
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Why are you a Beach Pirate?
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That's a trick question, right?
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Photos
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Name
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Mike aka Beach Pirate
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Residence
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Baltimore, MD
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D.O.B.
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02-09-76
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Fav Beer(s)
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Miller Lite, Corona, Yuengling, Bud Ice
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Fav non-beer drinks
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Mike's Hard Lime, Pina Colatas, Malibu Rum
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Hobbies
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This site, spreading the word about the wonder of beer & pirates
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Fav Movies
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American Graffiti, Johnny Dangerously, Dead Heat ('87 version), Big Trouble In Little China, Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man, Smokey & The Bandit, Easy Money, Back To School, Wise Guys, Vacation, Gremlins, The Fifth Element, Return Of The Jedi (original version - not the one the Lucas destroyed), Road House, Friday The 13th movies
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Fav TV
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L.A. Ink, Two & A Half Men, Family Guy, Three Stooges
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Fav band(s)
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Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Huey Lewis, Sammy Hagar, George Thorogood, Jimmy Buffett, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Ac Dc, Billy Joel, Toby Keith, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Tom Jones, all 50's music
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Like the beach? Fav beach?
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Love the beach...nothing tops a beach off of the Carribean...the white sand, clear warm water....arrrrr!
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Why are you a Beach Pirate?
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It's a way of life - the beer, the misconception that alcohol gives me, pillaging beaches, the beer, plus I love rum!
Plus, me & Andy both survived the ColtFests...man, good times. Bonfires, frisbees, fighting lesbians & George Thorogood!
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Arrrr....I'm a pirate!
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I love my Miller Lite hat!
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